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Saturday 9 August 2014

Photos: Idris Elba and his massive bulge hit the streets of London

Is that Photoshop or that's really all him? The actor pictured above working on set of his new film A Hundred Streets, on a street in London yesterday. Is he wearing a prop or that's his junk? #Lawdhavemercy! See another pic after the cut...



107 comments:

Unknown said...

Don't be deceived my dear Linda, dat aint real. But Linda u too like this kind things. Take it easy oooo. I'm out. ***CATCH ME IF U CAN***

Unknown said...

Damn! Dats sum massive bulge! #fans self! Broda can git it!

Ceeflo said...

Is that a sword ?jeez

Bonita Bislam said...

Lols it's gottA be photoshop biko.This bulge isn't healthy for a human lol.

Anonymous said...

Come on, dirty mind linda. Don't be a dumb prick hungry bitch. Clearly the dude has something in his pocket.

Anonymous said...

idris oooo chai u go fear fear

Anonymous said...

Gosh! Linda. He only strapped a ruler or cucumber to his groin.

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Haba! Lindiway how can that be his 3rd leg. Would have been angry with God that's his bulge.
I guess he's having a torch in his pocket.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Unknown said...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Bishop Dammy said...

Success Idris. Psalm 3:1. BishopDammy#

Steveosky 4 Real. said...

Linda Ikeji. U won't stop looking at what you can't carry. Meanwhile u need to take a closer look. That ain't his thing !!

Anonymous said...

Hmm my u r dope.....FRANKISE SAID SO

xtr112 said...

Linda agro ga-egbu kwa gi ooo

Unknown said...

God forbid, that can't be... btw he's cute.

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Anonymous said...

Why this Linda like Dick like this sef? Linda, are you dick obsess? *confused*

Miss tiana said...

Saw it dis morning and I was like* WoW*.sure aunty linda would post this.

Unknown said...

Linda Ikeji!....#thereisGodo
Hahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

linda you are addicted to blokos.
Hope you dont watch porn all night.

Unknown said...

Big time actor

Kells said...

Lmao! Linda! U and junk sha!

Anonymous said...

This girl like prick! Chai, chai, u go carry bele o!

Anonymous said...

Chaiii..linda wetin carry eyes go dere....lool...oluwaseunodedeji@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Omg i did not see anything i swear...

chibaby helen said...

No body fit handle that one oo, if is real

Anonymous said...

Linda leave him alone must your eyes goes there #bright bravo#

Anonymous said...

Chaiii..linda wetin carry eyes go dere....lool...oluwaseunodedeji@gmail.com

ary said...

Na phone

Anonymous said...

Oh dear! If that 'thing' is true, I sure pity the ladies he humps with it. I love my 'Mr' the way he is. Minimal pain, maximum/extreme pleasure

Anonymous said...

Lol

dudette said...

Hmmmm linda if it's all him na die ooo

Angie said...

That's my second crush right there.
He gets my attention anytime. You'd know he's well endowed by his movement..

* My R1.50c comment *

IG - @Hairbyniyot_ (08135891923) said...

Lind u too like prick..smh

Unknown said...

Linda eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, you too dey see. Idris Elba are you for real? If truly that is your jack, what triggered such reaction? Is it a naked she that is holding the camera or directing, or is an over secretion of testosterone?

Unknown said...

Chim o! Linda Nka ewo this your eyes too they chuk oh. Laughing in Swahilli.

Unknown said...

This linda d kind thing wey u dey see ehn!

Aphrodite said...

Waaaaaawuuuuuu! That Most def can't be his Junk, haaaa, if it is, den dude shud be arrested for going about with a weapon of Mass Vagina DICKstruction, ehn? Thats a Womb/Cervix destroyer. That is veli veli dangerous Mr Elba! *Still Looking and Wondering*

Anonymous said...

Hahaha Una no go kill person

Anonymous said...

This guy is one celebrity I have got a wicked crush on.and if that's really his............am choking.Linda darling his black and they can be well endowed.my idris Elba choi

Anonymous said...

@bella brown you're a fool why shouting ? I pity your guy small dick . Anything dick is good to you fools here... pretending nigerians.
Call me Lib 1

Anonymous said...

Mehn had dis type last 9t. Almst fainted! Looool

Unknown said...

Blood of Jesus chei linda Wch kind pikin u b gan sef 2day wey I bin dey fast cos of election in Osun state u kon dey show mi prick.....chei deris God oooo linda no go dey wet unda ooo na photoshop ooo

purity C said...

Seen

Anonymous said...

Are you stupid? There's something there. The penis of the man with the longest penis in the world doesn't even get there.

Anonymous said...

As long as the Muslim population remains around or under 2% in any given country, they will be for the most part regarded as a peace-loving minority, and not as a threat to other citizens. This is the case in:

United States -- Muslim 0.6%
Australia -- Muslim 1.5%
Canada -- Muslim 1.9%
China -- Muslim 1.8%
Italy -- Muslim 1.5%
Norway -- Muslim 1.8%


At 2% to 5%, they begin to proselytize from other ethnic minorities and disaffected groups, often with major recruiting from the jails and among street gangs. This is happening in:

Denmark -- Muslim 2%
Germany -- Muslim 3.7%
United Kingdom -- Muslim 2.7%
Spain -- Muslim 4%
Thailand -- Muslim 4.6%


From 5% on, they exercise an inordinate influence in proportion to their percentage of the population. For example, they will push for the introduction of halal (clean by Islamic standards) food, thereby securing food preparation jobs for
Muslims. They will increase pressure on supermarket chains to feature halal on their shelves -- along with threats for failure to comply. This is occurring in:

France -- Muslim 8%
Philippines -- 5%
Sweden -- Muslim 5%
Switzerland -- Muslim 4.3%
The Netherlands -- Muslim 5.5%
Trinidad & Tobago -- Muslim 5.8%


At this point, they will work to get the ruling government to allow them to rule themselves (within their ghettos) under Sharia, the Islamic Law. The ultimate goal of Islamists is to establish Sharia law over the entire world.


When Muslims approach 10% of the population, they tend to increase lawlessness as a means of complaint about their conditions. In Paris, we are already seeing car-burnings. Any non-Muslim action offends Islam, and results in uprisings and threats, such as in Amsterdam, with opposition to Mohammed cartoons and films about Islam. Such tensions are seen daily, particularly in Muslim sections, in:

Guyana – Muslim 10%
India -- Muslim 13.4%
Israel -- Muslim 16%
Kenya -- Muslim 10%
Russia -- Muslim 15%


After reaching 20%, nations can expect hair-trigger rioting, jihad militia formations, sporadic killings, and the burnings of Christian churches and Jewish synagogues, such as in:

Ethiopia -- Muslim 32.8%


At 40%, nations experience widespread massacres, chronic terror attacks, and ongoing militia warfare, such as in:

Bosnia -- Muslim 40%
Nigeria – Muslim 50.4%
Chad – Muslim 50.3%
Lebanon -- Muslim 59.7%


From 60%, nations experience unfettered persecution of non-believers of all other religions (including non-conforming Muslims), sporadic ethnic cleansing (genocide), use of Sharia Law as a weapon, and ***ya, the tax placed on infidels, such as in:

Albania -- Muslim 70%
Malaysia -- Muslim 60.4%
Qatar -- Muslim 77.5%
Sudan -- Muslim 70%


After 80%, expect daily intimidation and violent jihad, some State-run ethnic cleansing, and even some genocide, as these nations drive out the infidels, and move toward 100% Muslim, such as has been experienced and in some ways is on-going in:

Bangladesh -- Muslim 83%
Egypt -- Muslim 90%
Gaza -- Muslim 98.7%
Indonesia -- Muslim 86.1%
Iran -- Muslim 98%
Iraq -- Muslim 97%
Jordan -- Muslim 92%
Morocco -- Muslim 98.7%
Pakistan -- Muslim 97%
Palestine -- Muslim 99%
Syria -- Muslim 90%
Tajikistan -- Muslim 90%
Turkey -- Muslim 99.8%
United Arab Emirates -- Muslim 96%

Anonymous said...

hmmm! Dats 2 *okpurukpuDICK* FJ CRUISE commenting via Nokia N78

Anonymous said...

Linda!!!!! Ur wahala too much, Waiting ur eyes find go there?
...Bianca T...

Christina typearls said...

P... enlargement will start selling fast soon.

Anonymous said...

That has to be the longest hanging fruit in history of mankind.... . Sorry I don't fantasize pleasure if ds is real!, #cheEzyjayne

Anonymous said...

I fear. LIB Princess!

Anonymous said...

Tufia kwa Linda Ikeji.
Ihe amu na ato gi. Odikwa ka eboro gi ugwu.
Ur kind person gi like sex die...U sure say no be im make guys never wan settle with you for fear of Ihe Mmadu eme woro Ihe onye ozo.
If u like no post am...lol

Unknown said...

Haba, this is cheating, na only Idris Elba God love? See sledge hammer.

Anonymous said...

If that is his junk me like "wink"

ochigboE said...

That is not real

Anonymous said...

his black so dats a plus for him .

Olubukola Ozone said...

Omo mehn, see somtin... Dis guy hefty no be small o. Chai!

Unknown said...

wow...choi..i don't think dis is real..i used to b inlove,with idris wen i was kid.but now am inlove with lance Gross..

APPLE said...

Haba! doesn't he know how to park?

Unknown said...

I also want to b'live he has a touch in his pocket o lols....Linda! U and ur eyes ehn

Anonymous said...

The ppl saying its photoshop,
Like seriously???
Really??
You are asking why a 6 ft man how his penis is this big and long??
You gotta be kidding me.
-_-

Anonymous said...

That's something in his pocket naw.

Bosslady said...

Hehehe… its not real ooo…

Anonymous said...

Aba, such can't drop cause he is sure having on a panty or boxers. He sure has an object in his pocket. Lindaaaaaaaaaaaaa, you love dick, great, I love it too. My hubby's dick is close to that when fully erected seriously.I would never cheat on him, and am a tall chick, he tells me that his dick was originally made for me cause am very deep and that he is tied to me forever.

Anonymous said...

He definitely had something in his pocket, Linda fara bale = Keep Calm

Unknown said...

e for dey disturb him waka... kai



C.E.O

Anonymous said...

@ceeflo...you need to be a paid comedian if you are not already...sword hahaha

9jahub Blog said...

u funny sha

Anonymous said...

Of course He gat something in his pocket. His real bulge is on d other side. Use your eyes well, don't place it underfoot

Anonymous said...

The new army guys own that I met is longer than dis. See action this morning chei I no fit shout. Can wait for dis night own.

Anonymous said...

Y u mad. Mayb u gat a small 1. ----C21

Anonymous said...

Linda is clearly obsessed with Big dicks. I am sure she sees them in her dreams every night, has big dicks in her thoughts every min.. My dear, try and get a man that can satisfy your cravings and stop posting this kind of shit. It is very obvious there is something in the guy's pocket

Anonymous said...

photoshop things, anyway i can spot the difference - sandal in one picture, shoe in another

Anonymous said...

Nice. Lord I want one

jbankzE said...

Lawd gv me ds type..... Damn! Dat wil b suffer hot

~@iamJbankz S.A to President Jonathan 2015~

Unknown said...

I wonder what's on linda's mind to make her think that's elba's bulge. That's so not his bulge..

Anonymous said...

Lyndus, ashawo pikin. I go tell ur papa. U too like ... things.

Anonymous said...

linda u and peoples junk......let ur eye not fall one day

Anonymous said...

Linda ikeji drooling over a bulge in a man's pants that probably isnt even his penis. Meanwhile boko haram is marrying and raping chibok girls. Nice priorities sis.

Walata said...

That's not real, hw can a dick be as low as dat it's fake.

Anonymous said...

You think so?
Then you ain't seen nothing yet.

<< LIB Addict >>

Anonymous said...

Your cute @Bella Brown #just saying

fly guy said...

Dis linda no send sha, be careful, men might not really take u seriously

Anonymous said...

Can't possibly b real . Dudu say so.

Olameedey said...

Linda!

Unknown said...

There is no way that is a dick

Unknown said...

No way that can be his tool

Anonymous said...

lolz

OMG!WOMAN said...

Looks like a movie scene

Anonymous said...

No be only Linda like better thing, many girls here just dey pretend as if they don't like it big but when u slot it inside of them, all they do is just open mouth!!!!....NATTY DREAD SAY SO...

Anonymous said...

Wow! Scary. Muslims are evil

Anonymous said...

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AaronKore said...

Miss ikeji sofri make kundu nor do u strong thing o.Lol

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha Linda u self

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Unknown said...

Linda why do you like checking out guys dicks, it seems like you love the D a lot

Anonymous said...

this is the type of rubbish you like posting. people will be sending meaningful messages that can make an impact but you choose not to publish them. sha well done. keep looking for nonsense to be posting. if you like don't post my comment, that one is your biz.......the truth is always bitter

APPLE said...

Linda you too LOVE BIG DICK. lol

Anonymous said...

this is the type of rubbish you like posting. people will be sending meaningful messages that can make an impact but you choose not to publish them. sha well done. keep looking for nonsense to be posting. if you like don't post my comment, that one is your biz.......the truth is always bitter

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha...i like ur precise answer...u no even bother to guess...phone ko charger ni

Unknown said...

I. Think he has something in his pocket,but linda ur eye self....

Anonymous said...

he cant put on briefs with this long sometin?...Linda u will kill your future husband wit ira otu o.u too like prick...am not even sure u will enjoy it as you told us you are circumcised,pele.stop focusing on these kind tins pls

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm!! Aunty Linda! There's something in his pocket I guess. Lool!! #Cutebusybee

centuryboi said...

linda wetin ur eye find reach there..dats aint real my dear..

nadia says said...

Its a banana, lol

Anonymous said...

Very evil lots! The way I hate them.

Anonymous said...

Bella so ya here too 😂😂😂😂
D hungry geh 😛😜😋😝

akpa-ose said...

#from CY nwanne Linda#m

LINDA onyokomita watin carry ur eyes go there? M ga agwaya NPA Anyi

Souljagurl said...

Lin' Lin', u too like badtin. Lol

Souljagurl said...

These guyz are so mean! Lord u gotta show ur ppl mercy. #KeepingFaith

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